I created this alphabet years ago.
You write two words for line, and every time you finish a sentence you jump a line. Every two phrases you move to another column. Every two columns you start a new one under the second phrase. And the texts continue this way, cube shaped.
I have created languages and alphabets as many times as i have thought of gay porn.
i am posting it here because i forgot to put my pjs on
this is all daia fault (◡‿◡✿)
Here my children, have Duriku Sutaida (dirk strider), Jêique Inglês(Jake English), Covinha Capricórnio(Gamzee Makara), Toro Nítram (Tavros Nitram), Automóvilfelino Tratamiento Para El Cáncer de Próstata (Karkat Vantas).
This all started with me thinking “dude, mexican stereotype has NOTHING to do with tav” and then i tought that he would be a good peruan, as our stereotype for them says that they are friendly with some low self esteem haha
Gamzee would be brazilian because all braizlians are drugged stoned friendly monkeys that does nothing to change stuff, waiting for miracles instead.
Dirk would be japanese because many desu reasons, and Jake would be portuguese because many adventure reasons.
Also karkat would be argentinean because yes. Seriously i always have readen karkat pesterlogs with some argentinean accent.
And them shit fits perfectly. gamz is KK worst best friend, gamz loves tav but tav sees him as a friend, dirk had a romantic interest for jake in the past and… wait this one will not make any sense if he stil loves him.
Remember that those are based in my country’s stereotypes for those countries and i did not meant to offend anyone and fuck you i pooped this in 3 seconds and why would someone take this seriously.
I will not post translations fuck you (◡‿◡✿)